I don't vote for blog of the week contests, they kinda make me want to drown myself in a boiling vat of yogurt. I don't promo, either. If you know me, don't follow me. Fuck bitches, eat cheesecake. Here are some useless words to take up space: loose, dim, blue jeans, floral, varnish, seaside, moon, cloudy, lace, romaine, cielo, potato gun.
My dad is giving away my Easy Bake Kitchen computer game. I guess this means I really am too old for it
Sometimes I listen to a song, and then I think “hmm, I wish I hadn’t listened to that because it was a waste of 3 minutes and 45 seconds”
I think it’s official… I definitely have a phobia of stink bugs
I was watching Hey Arnold and a stink bug started flying around so I sprinted out of the room but the door got stuck for like 15 seconds and I couldn’t open it and I started screaming and when I finally opened it I slipped down the stairs and got rug burn all over my legs
WANTED
attractive foreign boy to bring me to his country for the summer (or forever). please and thank you.
In 2 years when I’m a second semester senior I swear I’m going to write total nonsense essays and turn them in in wingdings
If I were a fashion designer, I would cover my runways in bubble wrap
A*Teens jammin
If anyone else likes the a*teens, we can totally be friends!!
The cashier at Target tried to have a conversation with me about vaginal hygiene. Ew.
My thoughts in the last 5 minutes
- kind of wish i had dreads
- fuck you carly rae jepson
- i want to cut everyone
- why did i reblog that
- is there a UFO outside wtf is that noise
kbye im going to bed
I bought Starbucks Java Chip Frappuccino ice cream yesterday.
So freakin excited to have it for breakfast tomorrow.
Things I Hate
YOLO
Guy at the supermarket told me to have an “exuberant” day. Thanks, man. I sure will.
fhajfsdhkdahjk just spilled water all over the couch but i really don’t want to clean it up so i’ll probably just leave it
